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Our Story

About DateADimagiNaxal.com

Started as a reading group. Became a movement. Legally, still just a reading group.

What We Stand For, Pending Further Discussion

Radical Transparency

We tell you exactly what we want you to know, with a footnote for anything we don't.

Unconditional Solidarity

To whichever cause is most footnoted this fiscal quarter.

Community First

Specifically, the part of the community that has read the source material. The rest is 'insufficiently engaged.'

Overthought by Default

Every profile pre-verified for citations, caveats, and a minimum of one unresolved footnote.

Our History, Told With Sources

2014

Founded in a 400-member reading group named 'Sanskaari Rishtey NOT Welcome 📚'.

2016

Achieved profitability entirely through peer-reviewed goodwill and zero actual revenue.

2019

Launched our first 'Footnoted & Verified' badge, retroactively applied to 40,000 profiles.

2021

Survived our first FCRA notice by rebranding it as 'organic scrutiny.'

2023

Onboarded our millionth PhD candidate. Still zero completed dissertations.

2026

Opened the Compatibility Calculator, because vertical integration is a discourse value.

Leadership (Titles Verified, Identities Withheld)

Chief Citation Officer

Personally cross-checks every bio against its bibliography.

VP of Selective Nuance

Remembers every caveat. Forgets which argument it was attached to.

Head of Footnotes

Explains all company history strictly with supporting sources.

Director of Absolutely Verified Facts

Facts pending peer review are simply not published.

Want to join the collective?

Membership is instant. Solidarity is expected. Footnotes are mandatory.

This page was written by the Head of Footnotes, with sources, eventually.