Terms of Service
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1. Eligibility
You must be of sound mind, of legal age, and willing to describe every unfinished dissertation as 'in the final stages.'
2. Prohibited Content
Brevity, unfootnoted claims, headline-only reading, and any use of the phrase 'just say it in one tweet' are strictly prohibited.
3. Termination
We may terminate your account at any time, for any reason, and then open an unrelated seminar about the ethics of termination purely as a coincidence.
4. Governing Law
This agreement is governed by whichever citation style the general body currently favors. Rules are subject to retroactive peer review.
5. Dispute Resolution
All disputes will be resolved via a 47-tweet thread, moderated by a panel who has already read the footnotes and formed an opinion.
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