Profile Manager: Khan Market Central Committee
Rhea 'Cancelled Twice' Kapoor
“Cancelled twice. Booked solid anyway.”
A Note From the Family
“Our daughter has been asked to leave two comedy festivals and one family wedding for the same fifteen-minute bit. We seek a match who laughs at the right parts and doesn't clip it for a complaint.”
Gems of Wisdom
Crisis Management
“Getting cancelled once is bad luck. Twice is a marketing strategy.”
Content Strategist
“My best material comes from my worst press cycle.”
Comedy Theorist
“I don't punch down. I punch sideways, at people my own size, who then complain up.”
Unit Economics
“Every apology I've issued has sold more tickets than the joke that caused it.”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner with thick skin, a good memory for callbacks, and zero instinct to record anything for a screenshot.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Heckling, recording without asking, anyone who says 'you can't joke about that anymore.'
Endorsements
“Made an entire theatre laugh about a subject that got her banned from television. Efficient.”
“Walked off stage mid-set once, came back, finished the joke, got a standing ovation.”
“Her 'apology' video has more views than the original set. We don't understand it either.”
Astro-Ideological Kundli Alignment
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