Profile Manager: JNU Admin Block Cell
Comrade Aparajita 'Aunty' Chaudhary
“Will not swipe until you've read the footnotes.”
A Note From the Family
“Our daughter has never finished an argument in under 45 minutes. We are seeking a match who enjoys being corrected mid-sentence, ideally with a citation.”
Gems of Wisdom
Citation Specialist
“I don't have opinions. I have a bibliography.”
Curriculum Theorist
“The syllabus is a living document. So is my rebuttal.”
Contextualization Expert
“Every headline requires context. Every context requires a seminar.”
Trendsetter
“I was 'anti-national' before it was cool. Now everyone's doing it.”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner who footnotes their own text messages and considers 'well, actually' a love language.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Unsourced claims, WhatsApp forwards presented as evidence, anyone who says 'do your own research' unironically.
Endorsements
“Assigned 900 pages of reading for a two-hour class. Riveting.”
“Corrected my thesis title. Then my life choices.”
“Called my WhatsApp forward 'epistemically unserious' and I have never recovered.”
Astro-Ideological Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Footnote AI Division
CAUTION: Shani Dosha (Chronic Overthinking) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unfootnoted interactions.