Profile Manager: Sickular Central Command
Devika 'Award-Wapsi' Sen
“Has returned more awards than she's won. That's the point.”
A Note From the Family
“Our daughter has mailed back every trophy she's ever received, including a school swimming medal, out of solidarity with a cause she later clarified. We seek a match who understands that the courier receipt IS the statement.”
Gems of Wisdom
Symbolism Consultant
“Silence is complicity. My silence, specifically, comes with a press release.”
Publicity Strategist
“I didn't write the book for the advance. I wrote it for the sequel controversy.”
Logistics Expert
“Returning an award is 10% protest, 90% courier tracking number.”
Historian (Self-Appointed)
“Every generation needs its trophy returners. I volunteered thrice.”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner who reads the acknowledgments page and still asks follow-up questions about the courier charges.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Anyone who keeps their trophies, unsolicited defenses of prime-time anchors, a lack of stationery for the resignation letter.
Endorsements
“Returned an award she won for a completely unrelated book. Bold.”
“Called 'unpatriotic' in six different prime-time debates, cited in none of them accurately.”
“Wrote 800 words about returning a trophy worth ₹500. Gripping.”
Astro-Ideological Kundli Alignment
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