Profile Manager: JNU Admin Block Cell
Priyansh Malhotra
“Will argue both sides. Has already won both.”
A Note From the Family
“Our son has never conceded a family argument, including ones about what to order for dinner. We seek a match who enjoys a 12-minute rebuttal over chai.”
Gems of Wisdom
Time Management Guru
“I don't lose debates. I run out of allotted time undefeated.”
Formatting Strategist
“My manifesto has a table of contents. My opponent's doesn't. I rest my case.”
Informal Debate Theorist
“Every canteen argument is just a debate without a moderator, which honestly works better for me.”
Procedural Expert
“I've raised a point of order at my own birthday party. It was upheld.”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner who enjoys a rebuttal, respects a well-structured manifesto, and never, ever says 'let's just agree to disagree.'
Absolute Dealbreakers
Conceding an argument early, undocumented claims, anyone who thinks 'no further questions' is a valid conversational exit.
Endorsements
“Filibustered a student council meeting for 3 hours over a canteen menu change. Won.”
“Lost an election, won the recount, lost the re-recount, is still contesting.”
“Out-argued a professor about attendance policy. Still has to attend class.”
Astro-Ideological Kundli Alignment
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CAUTION: Budh Dosha (Chronic Rebuttal) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unfootnoted interactions.