Profile Manager: Andolan Jeevi Logistics Wing
Devansh Suchna
“Filed an RTI about this profile. Awaiting response.”
A Note From the Family
“Our son has requested the file on his own birth certificate twice, just to check. We seek a match who enjoys a well-formatted response and doesn't mind a 30-day wait for anything.”
Gems of Wisdom
Information Theorist
“Every 'no comment' is just a badly worded RTI response waiting to happen.”
Persistence Specialist
“I've received more 'file not traceable' replies than actual answers. I keep filing anyway.”
Bureaucracy Analyst
“The department that ignores me the longest is usually the one with the most to say.”
Appeals Strategist
“A first appeal is just a polite way of saying 'try again.'”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner who appreciates a well-drafted appeal, doesn't mind a 30-day silence, and never says 'why don't you just ask nicely.'
Absolute Dealbreakers
'File not traceable' as a final answer, anyone who calls transparency 'inconvenient,' unstamped documents.
Endorsements
“Got a road repaired by filing an RTI about the pothole's RTI history. Legendary.”
“Received a 40-page reply to a one-line question. Read all 40 pages. Twice.”
“Was told the information 'does not exist' three times before it suddenly did.”
Astro-Ideological Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Footnote AI Division
CAUTION: Budh Dosha (Chronic Filing) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unfootnoted interactions.